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october-afternoons:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

im going to open a literature-themed coffee/dessert shop called “Lord of the Pies” and some of the flavor names will be:

• the grape gatsby
• lime & punishment
• the adventures of blackberry finn
• the crepes of wrath
• the catcher in the pie
• war and quiche
• around the world in eighty buffets
• 20,000 leagues under the tea
• the call of the wildberry

OPEN IT AND I WILL COME.

ladyblogger-margie:

anna-of-wonderland:

*reads the last line again*

*closes the book*

*deep sigh*

*screams*

*throws book out the window*

*jumps out the window after it*

*writhes in pain while clutching the book*

*cries and rocks it back and forth*

*puts it back down on the shelf*

*deep breath*

*Calls friend* “read this book”

asheathes:

Have you ever reached that point where you’re so consumed by a book that literally nothing else matters anymore and all you want to do is read and not study or do anything productive because none of it matters anymore because THIS BOOK

hugoalexandertimothycartwright:

at-the-barricades-of-freedom:

Let’s take a look at a few of my favs so far;

Sassy Waterstones worker, I love you,

And well this is true:

Sometimes I do worry about their psyche though:

They make up cool new words;

They’re a sassy little shit.

And best of all, the Holden debacle;

And one more for good luck:

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