Fuck me hard and quote lord of the rings
(Source: samskrit)




Becca here, fangirl in training, occassional srs bsns blogger. Mostly harmless.
I have too many scarves.
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(Source: band-of-three)
I know he’s looking at the wrapped-up stump of his arm but honestly it just looks like he’s taking a bath with a sock puppet and he’s about to launch into a really bad ventriloquist act where he sings to brienne via the puppet about how hard it is to be the kingslayer
(Source: thegreatfires)
First and last words in the series.
you’re on the phone with patria she’s upset she’s going off about something that you said ‘cause she doesn’t get your commitment to the well-being and liberty of the french people like i do
i’m in my room it’s a typical tuesday night i think i’ve had about seventeen bud lights ‘cause there is but one certainty and that’s my full glass
she’s a 700,000 square kilometre land mass i wear t-shirts she’s one of the most populous principalities in europe and i’m a human being dreaming of the day when you wake up and find that it’s not possible to have sex with a democratic ideal
last one was a fail, here is fixed version
(Source: harlemshakenbake)
so I found this from a book
I’m sorry but
I might or might not have screamed