Fuck me hard and quote lord of the rings
Becca here, fangirl in training, occassional srs bsns blogger. Mostly harmless. I have too many scarves.
you’re on the phone with patria she’s upset she’s going off about something that you said ‘cause she doesn’t get your commitment to the well-being and liberty of the french people like i do
i’m in my room it’s a typical tuesday night i think i’ve had about seventeen bud lights ‘cause there is but one certainty and that’s my full glass
she’s a 700,000 square kilometre land mass i wear t-shirts she’s one of the most populous principalities in europe and i’m a human being dreaming of the day when you wake up and find that it’s not possible to have sex with a democratic ideal