January 2012
- Future child: What did you do when you were my age?
- Me: ....
- Don't say talked to strangers on the internet
- Don't say obsessed about gay fictional characters
- Don't say porn
- Don't say fanfiction
- Don't say sobbed over celebrities
- *Don't say talked to strangers on the internet*
- Future child: Mommy?
- Me: We didn't do anything ever when I was your age not a damn thing go to your room
